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Six Year Old's Guide to Making Breakfast in Bed
1. Accidentally slam the
bedroom door and wake the whole house up before creeping downstairs quietly and
going into the kitchen.
2. Open the fridge and remove
orange juice taking care to leave the door wide open.
3. Stand on a chair to reach
the glass cupboard. On failing to reach select a dirty glass from the sink and
fill with orange juice.
4. Throw a tea towel over the
spilt juice.
5. Remove bread from the bread
bin.
6. Decide not to use the toaster
for fear of being told off by Mum.
7. Find butter.
8. Look for knife.
9. When you cannot locate knife
use hands to spread butter onto the bread.
10. Remove the cheese from the
fridge remembering to keep the door open.
11. Wisely decide not to use a sharp
knife to cut cheese. Opt instead to break chunks off by hand and pile onto the
slice of bread.
12. Put a second slice of bread
on top of the cheese and squash down with both hands and whole body weight.
13. Carry drink and sandwich
upstairs to Mum and Dad, ignoring spillages on the stairs.
14. Graciously receive praise
and cuddles and watch them enjoying their breakfast.
15. Stick sticker on reward
chart.
16. Ask when they are getting
out of bed to make your breakfast.
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